wereblossoms:

wereblossoms:

yall ever think about how explosive hazard signs go hard as hell

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this shit rules

(via c0smicc0wboy)


camilicy:

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Theyre just in a silly goofy mood 🪱🍬

(via egberts)


Q

can we kith

A

Yes


wiltedfloweremoji:

when somebody asks me what football team i support

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(via baritone-jeff)


cleverest-url:
“pretty bold to imply anything funny has ever happened on big bang theory
”

cleverest-url:

pretty bold to imply anything funny has ever happened on big bang theory

(via dean-stopdying)


shadybitchcraft:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

(via minkopi)


gaebestfriend:

jesseistrans:

I really want to see more cis boys who like boys being actively supportive of trans boys who like boys bc I’m tired of being afraid to flirt or form friendships with other queer guys bc I don’t know if they really see me as a guy

reblog so more cis boys who like boys can see and support trans boys who love boys

(via summoningsam)


(via volcainist)


vinebox:

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

I really need this because I have $20 to my name


xeppeli:
“ It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet.
”

xeppeli:

It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet.

(via victorious)